When Premier Lotteries CEO Dermot Griffin was asked how much extra profit his company would make from the recent massive price increase he, effectively, told the nation to feck off and mind its own business.
This letter in today’s Irish Independent is a good answer to Mr. Griffin’s arrogance.
Against all odds, it’s the lottery
There’s a chance you could win a million or two or even three!
Come September, all it will cost you is €5. Your chance of winning is 11 million to one. You might also have to share with 10 or 20 other winners.
I’m speaking about the new format for the Irish Lotto. They say it will be much better. I think what they really mean is it will be much harder and a lot dearer.
It will be like picking the winner of a 30-runner field in the English Grand National. Plus you must forecast how many horses fall, what fence each horse falls at, what the jockey said as he was falling.
What each jockey had that morning for their breakfast, what colour underpants each jockey wore.
You must also name in correct order the first 10 finishers, you must also name every punter in attendance. Also their age, how much each has in their pocket and lastly their address.
I know it’s a little hard but it’s about the same odds you have of winning the new Irish Lotto.
OK, so do you want to play the new Lotto or answer the few simple questions above?