Hell is back

Paedophile priests face the prospect of “burning in Hell” forever, according to the Vatican’s top prosecutor dealing with sex abuse cases.

Feck, it’s only recently we were told that Hell was merely an absence of the Catholic god. The previous Pope said:

While Scripture uses the image of place in relation to eternal damnation, what is really involved is a state of self-exclusion from God

Now that it’s back I’ll have to buy a new fireproof suit.