Gay Mitchell joke

Gay Mitchell joke.

The socialist was asked what would he do if he had two yachts.

I’d keep one and give one to the state.

What would you do if you had two farms?

I’d keep one and give one to the state.

What would you do if you had two rolls royce?

I’d keep one and give one to the state.

And what would you do if you had two bikes?

Ah c’mon now, you know I have two bikes.