High flying minister sees no anger

Alan McQuaid of Bloxham Stockbrokers has said the Irish economy is now in severe crisis mode and the labour market, excluding the public sector, is heading for meltdown.

Meanwhile, Minister for Tourism Martin Cullen continues to defend his use of helicopters as a mode of transport. When challenged he said:

“If you would consider spending nine hours in a car to do one function, or doing what I did to cover 10 functions, that’s the choice.”

Mr. Cullen’s visit to his new decentralised headquarters in Killarney on Monday cost €8,130 so when he formally takes up residence the cost to taxpayer’s is going to be big as Mr. Cullen will, no doubt, have to attend many important meetings in Dublin.

Mr. Cullen is unlikely to lower his by now very expensive standards. He and three officials spent €67, 000 at the Olympics last summer and he has insisted that he will be flying either first or business class for his St. Patrick’s Day junket.

When asked would he be travelling Ryanair he said that although he doesn’t yet know his destination he does know that Ryanair doesn’t travel there. Defending his Paddy’s day outing Cullen said the trip was “an opportunity that is the envy of everyone” all over the world.

Mr. Cullen is one of those ministers who seems very well briefed on so called international envy but completely unaware of national anger.

Hanafin – Operating from the sewer

Minister for Social and Family Affairs, Mary Hanafin, as reported by RTE (2nd report, 1st item),

“had the crowd on its feet when she vowed to deal with foreign welfare fraudsters.”

Hanafin is the most undemocratic and ruthless minister since the electorate had the good sense to throw out the extreme right wing politician Michael McDowell.

Hanafin doesn’t seem to have any particular ideology; staying in power seems to be her only ambition and if that means rousing the rabble to a fever pitch of racist hatred against ‘foreign welfare fraudsters’ then so be it.

Crisis averted as Minister makes it to very important meeting

The Government announced an emergency budget for the end of this month as the economy continues to go down the tubes. Significant tax increases and ruthless government spending cuts will mean an even greater burden for most citizens. Brian Cowen said, again, that everybody must pull together, everybody must feel the pain if we’re to survive this deep crisis.

Meanwhile, the people of Ireland and the world came close to an even bigger crisis when the door of a helicopter carrying Tourism Minister Martin Cullen fell off 500ft over Killarney National Park. Some commentators expressed relief that the minister didn’t fall out as a result of the accident.

The incident developed into a full scale international crisis when officials realised that the minister’s Mercedes would not get him back to Dublin in time for a very important meeting.

A meeting in Washington between Barack Obama and Gordon Brown was interrupted to discuss the crisis. The UK Prime Minister, boarding a standard British Airways flight home, said that Obama was in the process of ordering Air Force One to pick up Minister Cullen when news came that another helicopter had been found in Cork.

An ordinary citizen who has just lost his job and is trying to feed his family and pay a massive mortgage on social welfare payments said that he was greatly relieved the Minister made it back in time for his very important meeting.

He also said that the €8,130 cost of the first helicopter trip and whatever the cost of the second aircraft was well worth it to get this very important Minister to his very important meeting.

Time for a coup in Fine Gael?

One of the greatest mysteries of Irish political life is how Enda Kenny is still leader of Fine Gael.

His performance in poll after poll is pathetic and the reason is obvious, he’s a nice man but a completely ineffective politician. The last thing Ireland needs at this time is a ‘nice man’, what’s needed is a courageous, visionary, kick-assing son of a bitch with one focus – the best interests of the Irish people.

It’s an important issue because the leader of Fine Gael is likely to be the next Taoiseach. Richard Bruton’s name has got a lot of mention but unfortunately he’s also a nice man. Asked recently if he thought Brian Lenihan should resign Bruton meekly replied in the negative. No, Richard is a good accountant but he’s lacks the political killer touch.

Lucinda Creighton is a constant and capable party representative but is far too conservative in her views to be an effective leader at this time. James Reilly is also high profile and certainly very passionate in his views but he needs to come clean about the disgraceful deal he negotiated for his fellow doctors some years ago. All he has to do is admit it was dishonest and that would be the end of it.

I think Leo Varadkar is about the best man for the job as leader of Fine Gael and ultimately the country. He’s articulate, passionate and not afraid to step on delicate toes. Ok, he has had a tendency to put his foot in it from time to time but I’m sure with experience and good advice that could be sorted. Time for a coup in Fine Gael methinks.

Imagine…

The most notable aspect of this media interview of Minister for Justice and Law Reform, Dermot Ahern is how friendly much of the Irish media have become with politicians (Gavin’s Blog). It was first name terms all around with lots of banter and laughter with not a hard question or a trace of anger in sight.

Imagine if there was a journalist there who was aware that the Minister is a member of the most corrupt political party in the country, a political party whose toleration of corruption within its ranks and among its friends in the business world has caused immense damage to the people of Ireland and brought the country to the brink of ruin.

Imagine if there was a journalist there who was aware that this Minister believes the corrupt Haughey is an innocent man and who repeatedly stated that he believed every excuse the chancer Bertie Ahern spouted under oath at the tribunal, no matter how unbelievable and ridiculous.

Imagine if there was a journalist there who was aware that the Minister’s statement that ‘people who eat in fancy restaurants could end up eating porridge’ is as unbelievable as the equally empty rhetoric of former Minister for Justice Michael McDowell when he said that such people would end up hanging up their Armani jackets on the back of a Mountjoy prison cell.

Imagine if we had a media that really got stuck into politicians and uncompromisingly forced them to account for every word of drivel that spouted from their mouths.

Confusions and bafflement at the school for Corporate Governance

Niamh Brennan, Professor of Management at UCD is a very confused woman. Here’s what she had to say on RTE recently (1st report, 2nd item) regarding the Anglo Irish fraud.

“I’m terribly disappointed that the company did not have the high standards that I thought it had.”

“The accounting standards are very explicit, transactions should not be entered into for the purpose of disguising the truth. What has happened here is a case of deception on the part of Anglo Irish Bank.”

“It is fraudulent financial reporting, I’ll repeat it again because I feel so strongly about it; that is why I’m so baffled, why the Financial Regulator could possibly say there was nothing illegal about the Fitzpatrick loans, I cannot accept that.”

Professor Brennan is baffled because like so many so called experts she still labours under the illusion that Ireland is a normal democratic country. She still believes that politicians, Government officials and regulatory agencies all work for the good of the country, she still believes that the State is intent on prosecuting the corrupt rather than facilitating them, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Here’s an article she wrote on 3rd June 2004. (My emphasis with comments in brackets).

Shame of our low standards in high places

I am one of the few people that think Enron is a great thing to have happened. That is because around the time of Enron, I established the Institute of Directors Centre for Corporate Governance at UCD. This is a joint venture with the Institute of Directors. Business has been booming ever since.

Happily (for me, but not for the thousands of investors that have lost millions) corporate scandals continue to fill newspapers. This reminds company directors that being a director nowadays carries very onerous responsibilities and risks. Directors need to get training – to make sure they don’t appear in the national newspapers wearing handcuffs, or worse still join George Redmond in jail.

(As corporate governance is a joke in Ireland any director who actually paid for such a course is a fool).

A fairly predictable consequence of corporate scandals, is a call on politicians to do something to sort out the mess. This usually results in even more regulations and laws. This is what happened as a result of the DIRT scandal.

(And the call in response to the current scandals is for even more regulation, anything bar actual prosecutiions).

We now have a new Accounting and Auditing Act which makes even more demands on directors. However, we now also have a very fine regulatory environment in Ireland. In fact, so good are these new regulations, that (shortly after the Enron scandal) Brian Walsh, chief executive of the Institute of Chartered Accountants, described them as a very fine example of public policy development. He said that Ireland would be a leader in the field in corporate governance.

(Remember, this was written in 2004).

Many commentators are complaining about this legislation – that excessive regulation stunts entrepreneurial activity and takes people away from doing business. But I believe the converse is the case. Strong regulation is good for Irish business. It will attract quality investors from abroad.

Low standards in corporate life turn off quality investors, and attract the kind of investors the country would be better off without. The problem with more regulations is that the good guys kill themselves to continue to observe and apply our laws to the highest possible standards, at a considerable cost to their business, both in time and money.

Meanwhile, the bad guys continued to do as before, and approach any new regulations in their usual tickboxing, ritualistic way. Within their inner sanctums, behind boardroom closed doors, they continue to feed their personal greed by cutting corners, and in some cases by outright corruption.

(And we are still waiting, since the foundation of the State, for the first prosecution).

Ireland continues to suffer from the consequences of very low standards in public and corporate life, as featured in the all-too-many tribunals currently in progress. As a result, we are at the wrong end of worldwide corruption indices. This is not good for business, and won’t help us attract top class investors to Ireland.

(But it did attract a large cabal of chancers to the ‘Wild West’ IFSC centre).

In spite of the whingeing from some quarters, while our new regulations are onerous, they are ones which I believe will stand the test of time and which will even become a source of pride to us.

(No wonder the Professor is baffled).

The problem with corporate governance is us – us human beings – and our tendency (on occasion) towards dysfunctional behaviour. Each one of us has to take personal responsibility for our behaviour, for its affect on public and corporate life, and for the messages we send out about the kind of society in which we want to live. I believe that as a society, we are ambivalent about high standards of behaviour in public and corporate life.

(We are indeed ambivalent but that does not excuse the State facilitating white collar crime).

For example, after revelations of questionable (to put it mildly!) dealings in relation to his taxation and other financial affairs, not only did the voters of Tipperary North in the 1997 general election elect Michael Lowry, they put him at the top of the poll. All those voters made a clear personal statement about their attitude to standards in Ireland.

(Agreed, Irish people are politically ignorant with a complete inability to make the connection between voting for a corrupt politician and the inevitable consequences that will follow).

Thus, while we roar and shout when a new corporate scandal breaks, many of us have questions to answer about our own personal day-to-day behaviour and the way in which it influences standards in Ireland, both corporate and otherwise. No laws or regulations can prevent greedy, self-serving behaviour by company directors.

(Wrong. If a company director sees a colleague going to jail he/she will think twice before engaging in corrupt practices. The witnessing of law enforcement is a strong disencentive to wrong doing. The problem in corrupt Ireland is that, for white collar criminals, there is no law enforcement so, in effect, they can do as they wish – and they do).

Add to this, that greedy, self-serving people seek each other out. The old Irish phrase “Aithnionn ciarog ciarog eile” (one “beetle” or maybe “cockroach” recognises another) captures this aspect of corporate life beautifully.

(Ah yes, Haughey/Ahern come to mind).

So on top of good rules and regulations, there has to be a real meaningful engagement, and a commitment to good practice, from each individual human being around the boardroom table. These additional regulations are scary – especially the requirement on directors to sign a statement saying they have complied with company, taxation and other relevant legal regulations.

But, don’t panic, help is at hand!

For all you down-trodden, over-burdened directors, the Institute of Directors Centre for Corporate Governance at UCD (www.corporategovernance.ie) is there to ease your pain. We offer short half-day courses on governance, in house customised courses for individual company boards, and in September 2004 we are introducing a one-year, part-time Diploma in Corporate Governance.

(I would love to see a student list for these courses. I’ll bet Sean Fitzpatrick isn’t one of them.

Professor Niamh Brennan, is Michael MacCormac Professor of Management, UCD Academic Director Institute of Directors Centre for Corporate Governance at University College Dublin

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