The report that isn't a report

The report on the review of the special passport facility for Oireachtas Members was published on the website of the Department of Foreign Affairs two weeks ago.

I was therefore surprised by the reaction I received from the DFA press office when I phoned yesterday to ask some questions regarding the report.

“The report is in the final stages of being finalised. Some of the key people who were involved putting the report together are currently out of the office so we don’t expect the final report to be signed off until the very end of this month or into early September, So, I’m afraid we are unable to answer question until that has taken place.”

But, says I, the report is finished and published – it’s on your website.

“No, the report isn’t published.”

I indicated to the spokesperson where, on their website, the report is published and, after a long silence, he replied.

“This isn’t the report; this is a report on the review itself but the review itself hasn’t been published. This is just updating to where it is, where we currently are on this but it isn’t the actual final report, this is a report on the review, it’s not the review. Do you follow me?”

He rang back later and we talked about the report but, not unexpectedly, he was unable to answer any of my questions.

Greencore sacks PwC

Greencore has sacked its external auditors PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) following a €21 million fraud at its Campsie Mineral Water business in Scotland.

A review of the group’s financial controls by KPMG, who have taken over from PwC, has not identified any other problems. Greencore said the fraud was an isolated incident.

A few senior managers were sacked but of course there was no police investigation.

Good news for the people of Cashel

Good news for the people of Cashel. An Bord Pleanála has rejected planning permission for a five storey, 83 bedroom hotel on land formerly owned by the Presentation Order of nuns.

The nuns had agreed, under pressure from the local council, to sell the land to the council on condition that it was to be turned into a park for the town. However, once the council got their hands on it they turned it over to a developer for a nice profit.

See here for previous posting

Children; pawns in a religious war

I see the Holy Cross ‘priest hero’, Father Aidan Troy, is being moved to a new position in Paris.

I’ve always had a problem with the events at Holy Cross where parents, with the active support of Fr. Troy, used their children as pawns in a religious war.

I remember seeing those terrified children forced by their Catholic parents to run a daily gauntlet through a Protestant tribal area.

Whatever about adults engaging in a primitive religious war, there is no justification whatsoever for abusing children in this manner.

The power of religion

I found it disturbing and even a little frightening to see two men who are campaigning to hold the most powerful job in the world prostrate themselves in front of the religious fanatic, Rick Warren, to be interrogated about their religious beliefs.

I know Obama and McCain have no choice given how important the religious vote is in American elections. Nevertheless, it is depressing.

See here for a lecture by Warren on his book; The Purpose-Driven Life.

See here for a brilliant critique of Warren’s book by the philosopher and scientist Dan Dennett.

Those fecking efficient Germans

What a novel experience it must have been for Irish police to find themselves raiding a bank as part of an investigation into suspected criminal behaviour by its board members.

No, silly, not an Irish bank. Irish banks are never, ever raided. No, it was a German bank and it was the German authorities who asked the Irish police to raid. Oh those fecking efficient Germans, why can’t they be like the Irish and just ignore suspicions of major white collar crime.

The German investigation is centred around a €17.3 billion hit on a German bank that originated in Dublin’s IFSC financial centre, an entity that the New York Times recently described as the ‘Wild West’ of European finance. Another financial expert referred to the Dublin operation as “A sloppily-run pig sty”.

Meanwhile, in a rare show of activity the so called Irish Financial Regulator issued a statement saying it was ‘aware’ of the raids – Dimly aware, I suspect.

Copy to:
Financial Regulator

Watery advice

Puzzlement was expressed on Liveline today (Wednesday) when a caller related how Dublin City Council is running an advertisement campaign encouraging citizens to preserve water.

Could it be that the council has a standing contract with a company that is triggered automatically every summer forcing citizens to listen to advice on the best methods of saving water as they sit marooned in their cars on the M50?

So, what's new?

Actor and broadcaster Joe Taylor was on the Marian Finucane Show last Saturday talking about his most memorable radio and television moments.

Here’s an edited account of what he had to say about the Irish Hospitals Sweepstakes.

The Irish Hospitals Sweepstakes was set up in the 1930s with the intention of providing Irish hospitals with funds to develop proper facilities. The whole set up was very impressive and was operated under the watchful eye of the Garda Commissioner

When I discovered actually what was taking place behind the scenes at the Irish Hospitals Sweepstakes I thought ‘oh my god, were we ever suckered into a feeling of delusion.

It was Mark Twain who said you can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time. The sweeps fooled all of the people for practically all of the time – for 57 years.

If a quarter of the money that was raised through the sale of tickets illegally in America and Canada, because gambling was banned in both these countries, Prof Drumm and Mary Harney would be carried around the country today for having the best hospital service in the entire world.

But the money sort of disappeared; it was taken up in administration and so on. At one stage the mafia in the late 30s tried to muscle in on the Sweepstakes in America and the Sweeps sent over a couple of IRA men and also they had the ear of American cops and so the Mafia backed down and there was no more interference.

Then in 1947 the Mexican government decided they would try to sell tickets into America. The Mexicans were delighted when the Irish offered to supply them with consultants to help them but soon realised that they were being ripped off when all the money started to go back to Ireland.

So, let’s just review the main points.

1930s Ireland and the health services were of a Third World standard. A scheme to generate funds was set up by the Government and overseen by the number one policeman in the country. The scheme was corrupt from day one and everybody in power knew about it but did nothing.

When another corrupt organisation tried to take some of the action they were threatened with violence. When another country tried to set up the same scam they were ripped off by the Irish.

Very little money was actually spent on health services so Irish citizens continued to suffer and die needlessly because of greed and corruption.

Ireland still has a Third World health service; people are still suffering and dying because of incompetence and corruption and practically all of the people are still allowing themselves to be fooled.

So, what’s new?

Irish civil servants – Always an experience

I rang the Passport Office this morning with a number of questions regarding the report on the special passport facility for Oireachtas members.

The person I’ve dealt with over the last number of months was on holiday so I was put onto Nora who knows absolutely nothing about the case or the review report.

I asked to speak to the civil servant who emailed me the report on Friday and was told she’s ‘somewhere in Dublin’ but they would get her to ring me back.

It’s always an experience talking to Irish civil servants.

Shock -Tammany Hall passport scheme to be retained

At last the review of the special passport facility for politicians has been completed. The Passport Office was good enough to email me the report last Friday. It comes as no great shock to read that the committee has recommended that the facility be retained.

“The Committee recommends that the special facility for passport applications forwarded by Members of the Oireachtas should be retained.”

Every member of the Oireachtas was asked for their views on the matter; sixty two written replies were received. Again, it comes as no great shock that all those who replied were in favour of retaining the facility – Turkey’s do not vote for Christmas.

Now that the politicians have decided to retain their Tammany Hall scheme Public Inquiry will be working to have the facility fully publicised, including a mention on the Passport Office website, so that all members of the public can equally avail of this service provided by their public representatives.

The report is short so I have reproduced it in full below.

Report on the Review of the Special Passport Facility for Oireachtas Members

Background

1. In response to a series of Parliamentary Questions earlier this year, regarding the existing provision of a special passport facility for Members of the Oireachtas, the then Minister for Foreign Affairs, Mr. Dermot Ahern, TD, indicated that he had asked the Secretary General of his Department, Mr. Dermot Gallagher, to review all aspects of the arrangement, including whether it should be continued.

2. The Minister also indicated that the views of Members of the Oireachtas should be sought on the issue during the course of the review.

The Present System

3. The Department of Foreign Affairs has always over the years sought to be of assistance to Members of the Oireachtas, given their role as elected representatives, in relation to facilitating passport applications. This assistance was put on a more structured basis in the mid 1990s, with the introduction of a special facility in Leinster House allowing for applications to be forwarded through TDs’ and Senators’ offices.

4. Under this system, passport applications are collected in Leinster House by a Service Officer from the Department. The applications are then processed by a small unit of the Passport Office in Molesworth Street. Completed passports are returned to Leinster House by the Departmental Service Officer, or on occasion they may be posted directly to the applicant, if so requested.

5. The applications are examined for entitlement in precisely the same manner as all other applications. They are also subject to exactly the same fees, including the payment of an additional fee where a passport is required within 48 hours. Likewise, proof of travel is required for applications routed through the special facility where the passport is requested for issue in less than 5 days.

6. Precise levels of usage of the passport facility prior to 2008 are difficult to provide. The primary focus of the unit processing these applications was, understandably, on ensuring the entitlement of applicants to passports. Details of submitting Members and/or their Offices were at the time a secondary consideration. The unit retained manual records of applications received, primarily to permit follow-up in the event of any queries. However, the content of these records is rather poor, with the applications often recorded under the names of contact points in Members’ offices.

7. Under a revised system introduced on 18 February 2008, details of all applications received through the facility are recorded electronically. This permits a more precise monitoring of usage of the facility. An analysis of our records show that in a four month period from February to June 2008, applications routed though the facility accounted for less than one per cent of all applications.

8. In addition to the applications which are forwarded by TDs and Senators, the unit processes applications forwarded by some offices of the Health Service Executive. The majority of these applications concern children in care. Included at times over the years also have been applications from the Health Boards, An Garda Síochána, the Defence Forces, and NGOs working in developing countries.

Review Process

9. In pursuit of the mandate given to him, Secretary General Gallagher established a Departmental Committee consisting of officials with particular knowledge and experience in the passport area and good administrative practice. A list of the Committee members is at Appendix 1.

10. At the beginning of the process, Minister Ahern had written to all Members of the Oireachtas seeking their views on the issue and inviting them to respond directly to the Committee. Sixty two written replies were received, all of which were in favour of retaining the facility.

11. In addition, the former Minister had written to the Leaders of political parties in the Oireachtas inviting them to nominate a contact person or persons to discuss the issue with a sub-group of the Committee. The Leaders of Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael and the Labour Party responded and nominated representatives. At subsequent (separate) discussions, the representatives of the three Leaders conveyed a clear desire for the continuation of the facility.

12. The Committee also sought to ascertain if analogous facilities were provided for Parliamentarians in some other countries. As a result, the Committee ascertained that, in Britain for example, the Passport Service provides a dedicated MP hotline number, which MPs can use to contact the passport office on behalf of constituents with immediate passport problems, or to request priority appointments if they themselves are travelling on parliamentary business. In Washington, the Committee ascertained that there is a Special Issuance Agency, which is a separate office within the passport system, whose mandate is to serve the travel needs of officials, including expediting the issuing of passports.

Overview and Recommendation

13. In the experience of the Department, requests to elected representatives usually arise because a passport is required at short notice or because an applicant has encountered some difficulty with the application process. The Department, as said, has always sought to be of assistance to Members in this regard.

14. From an operational perspective, the Department believes that it is more efficient for such applications and queries to be routed through a special facility and a specific unit. This ensures a prompt response and avoids any disruption to the processing of applications by other sections of the Passport Office. It ensures also that the need for formal political representations, including parliamentary questions, on individual applications is all but eliminated, thereby saving on the time of staff.

15. From the Department, the Passport Office and Oireachtas Members’ viewpoints, the system is clearly working efficiently and satisfactorily, and the Committee attaches particular importance to this.

16. Inevitably, cases arise where a citizen requires a passport urgently or needs assistance with his or her application. The Passport Office staff is very pleased to assist such applicants. Some applicants will however, as is their right, seek assistance from their elected representatives and it is appropriate that, within agreed parameters, there is provision for dealing with such requests. Channelling requests and applications through a specific unit ensures that they can be processed quickly and efficiently and avoids any disruption to the passport service generally. As stated above, all applications are also subject to the same rigorous process of assessment for entitlement and accuracy.

17. While accepting that the present system was working satisfactory, the Committee were of the view that an additional requirement should be introduced which would see the Oireachtas Member, or a designated member of his/her staff, certifying the need for an application to be routed through the special facility. The Committee would envisage this being implemented through the completion of a short form which would accompany each application. The envisaged form is attached at Appendix 2. This process would also facilitate the keeping of records by the Passport Office, both in terms of follow-up to queries and in compiling and tracking levels of usage.

18. The Committee would wish to note that both the Oireachtas Members who responded to it, and also the representatives of those Party Leaders who met the Sub-Committee, were supportive of this additional measure. On this basis, and in the light of the Department’s respect for the role of Oireachtas Members, and the fact that the system to date has been operating efficiently and to the satisfaction of all involved, the Committee recommends that the special facility for passport applications forwarded by Members of the Oireachtas should be retained, with the introduction of the certificate mentioned in paragraph 17.

16 July 2008